Being sick sucks ass

So I have the flu. I'm ALWAYS sick...I am not exaggerating.
I spent my Tuesday night shivering, crying, and sweating out a fever on my couch. I have no idea why I cry when I am sick...
FAIL.
I also hate school with a deep, burning passion.
I am remarkably at a loss for words, internet world....

Love

I cannot get over how beautiful this Valentino gown is. Its from the Spring 2009 Collection and its so wonderfully fairytale esque. I think it is impossible to feel ugly in that gown. This model doesn't look at atrociously thin as others. Hey, Gisele Bundchen...didn't you bring back NORMAL models? Why is heroin chic and waif thin coming back into fashion...EW. Just ignore the starved, emaciated model and focus on that beautiful gown. I mean, do designers ENJOY putting beautiful clothing on women starved until they become poles with disproportional, albeit beautiful, heads?

In other news, Prada unveiled some shiteous creations...


That right there is a prime example....WTF IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE?







But to save your brain for exploding from sheer HIDEOUSNESS and waste of money in the time of recession...


Versace :) Once again, ignore rail thin model...

Photos Imaxtree

So yeah, those Oscar things

WELL THEN. Hugh Jackman is just one massive sexmuffin. Have you SEEN the man?
That opening number was AMAZING. Hehehe. He was surprisingly funny and better than Ellen. I love Ellen but that was one of the least funny Oscar shows ever.

Dev Patel and Freida Pinto of COURSE looking fanfreakingtastic. I love Freida's dress and obviously, I love Dev Patel. Since we are getting married and all.


Photos: Robyn Beck/AFP/Getty Images, Steve Granitz/WireImage

And then my favorite dress of the night was Anne Hathaway's Marion Cotillardesque shimmering Armani Prive.

Photos: Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images

But my favorite part BESIDES Heath Ledger winning, Kate Winslet, and Hugh Jackman was Dustin Lance Black. His speech was beyond inspirational and I'm so glad he won.This clip includes the HYSTERICAL Tina Fey/Steve Martin shtick. BTW, Tina Fey looked STUNNING.


AND for shits and giggles, I give you the opening number. Which was a win. Gosh, I love Anne Hathaway.


And the funniest montage of all (dude how many of them were there, like 8 million)
James Franco and Seth Rogen: Comedy Montage
All I can say is BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. The song about Mama Mia! is GENIUS.

Sick

I am beginning to think that I am immuno supressed seeing how I always manage to become sick and spike fevers. I decided today that I absolutely hate the suburban mentality. This is why I want to travel or move to a city because I can't STAND small minds and narrow thoughts. But on the plus side, there are many full size Targets in suburbia. Target=my happy place. Next to Sephora, MAC, Barnes and Noble, and Philadelphia.

Now, the second season of Flight of the Conchords is going swimmingly. The first episode kind of sucked, but it has improved. This clip is from the episode from a couple weeks ago.


Bret McKenzie MARRY ME.

Wazzzzup

Homework= stupid.
So I opt to just NOT do it.
The Oscars are tomorrow. In case America's obsession with the superficial didn't alert you. Slumdog Millionaire FTW.
I am massive fan of Freida Pinto, whom I think is absolutely GORGEOUS.
It is my dream to meet her ahaha OH AND MARRY DEV PATEL. Since I am Patel, and my parents would be cool with it.
It is almost unfair to be this gorgeous.

Photo: Jason Merritt/Kevin Winer/Kevork Djansezian/Getty
AND MY FUTURE HUSBAND:


LOOK HOW ADORABLE.

The Menfolk are Stupid

They are. The End.
:)
Now as you (I feel weird saying "you" but I do it anyway) all know its SPRING FASHION TIME. Manish Arora, my favorite Indian designer, debuted his spring line a few months ago, but of course this was in India and I only JUST caught wind.
I love, love LOVE it! Here's a glance:


I don't understand how people say this ISN'T an art. BTW, My little profile pic is of one his designs from a few seasons ago. :)

Music :)

I am currently addicted to this blog shindig.
And A-Ha by Santogold. now, I have been a massive fan of M.I.A. for three years but I love me some Santogold as well. A-Ha is a few months old and has already been pretty popular in the UK. But Santogold is just the shit. Like Franz Ferdinand, so I shall link them too, even though you've all heard them :).



The KILLER "No You Girls Never Know" :)


And a random one. With a Heavy Heart by Does it Offend you, Yeah?



Santogold!

Hmm. REALLY?

For the -2 people who read this blog:

So yes, there are 303,000 websites referencing fear of the Chinese.

Also. Has anybody googled Gingerism? Dude apparently it actually EXISTS and its racism against the gingas. Its a huge problem in England where like some family had to keep moving and some kid got killed.

This puzzles me greatly seeing as one of their PRINCES is a ginger. Tsk tsk, England. Tsk Tsk.

Today was craptastic, as I find most are. The drama teacher went fekking INSANE. It was great, except not. Mostly Creepy.

Like Snuggies.

I now shall include a gratuitious picture of Christian Bale. Life is better with CBale. And Batman. Which by the way, I love.

HELLO INTERNET

At the risk of becoming a stereotypical whiny, blogging female, I created a blog.
Why?
To expose you to random shit in my life.
And to share with you things that delight me. Like Indian people and grapefruit.