Bobby Jindal sucks

He just...does...
He is trespasses on so many levels of fail, it's almost incomprehensible.
OH and he's an ass.
Also, the season finale of House was fekkin AWESOME. It's actually was a pretty big shocker.

I'M BACK

And totally, completely unprepared to face the world. BIG SURPRISE THERE.

Okay so I have this thing.

Let's call it Pooja's Insanity. Or Sanity. Because honestly I have no idea what it is. It, let's just say, polarizes me. Sometimes I think I'm so sane, I function perfectly. But other times I'm insane. In between I hate living. It sounds bad, but it gets wickkkked awesome when I start cycling. Well wicked while it lasts. But DONE WITH THE RAMBLING.

My insanity/sanity has totally altered the way my brain works. And it scares me. Because now I don't know how my brain works. I used to know what I liked, how I think, what pleases me. I can't read a book page and remember what happened. And that scares me so, so much. I love books, they are my escape, and now I can't do it. I don't know myself. Everyday I'm changing, whether its for the better or the worse, I do not know.

None of that was coherent.

"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."

Indeed. Quite true seeing my current thoughts. I feel awkward. And I mean that is every possible sense of the word. Imagine being in a room with someone really cool. You really just want to talk to this person but they brutally rebuff you and proceed to speak to everyone but you. Whatever feeling that would be present in you at that moment is present in me right now. I have no idea why....

WHOOO I'M NOT INSANE

I feel strange. Like things maybe MIGHT get better.
But now, It's gratuitous beautiful person time.

SURPRISINGLY, It is not Christian Bale. But James Marsden sort of pwns.

BLAFARGH

The evil sinus infection attacks again. But alas, the doctor office is being a turd and won't take me until tomorrow. Whatever it takes to not have to be at play practice the whole time....

GAH SO MUCH HOMEWORK. LARGE HISTORY TEST I AM NOT PREPARED FOR. AH.
Oh, and Lincoln. WHOOHOO for gratuitous sex scenes.

Today, I watched Michael Bagley get kicked in the face

It was awesome. I then watched Schmadam gets punched in the gut.
All in all, fantastic day.

I love words, words, words words. Here they go down. Down into my belly.

I enjoy words. I also hate other words.

Indian word: elaichi
Elaichi is the perfect word for cardamom. It looks, tastes, and feels like something called elaichi. It's perfect.

Indian Word: Pyar, Ishk, Mohabhatt
All those words mean love. Isn't that awesome? W have three fekkin words that mean love and each one is different. Pyar is just love, love for anyone ever. Ishk is almost infatuation. Mohabhatt is that crazy, passionate, I'll die for you love.

Indian Word: Kitaab
Kitaab means book. Its perfect for book. K is an interesting consonant. It's...undecisive. You don't always remember "k" words. And words rarely end in "B". The "t" is almost like "th". It just sounds right.

English word: Thyme
Its an herb, obvi. But its so pretty and it looks pretty. And the herb itself is pretty.

English word: Effervescent
BUBBBBBBBLES. I love words that I can connect immediately to an event or emotion. Bubbly, fizzy, bright, perfect.

English word: Infinitesimal
Okay. JUST LOOK AT IT. IT'S PRETTY.

Arabic phrase: ana b'hebbak (man), ana b'hebbek (woman)
This means I love you. Arabic is so PRETTY. GOD. I WISH I COULD SPEAK IT DAMMIT

More pretty Arabic words/phrases:
Kaif - how
Fel al massa - tonight
Ramadi (my favorite ever) - gray
Inshalla- hopefully (isn't it the prettiest sound for the best meaning)
Sabah El-Khair, Masaa El-Khair- Good morning, good evening

People=designed to be frustrating

There are about 10 people I know that do not infuriate me. Make that nine actually...

Romeo and Juliet = worst play to ever pick ever

Schmadam Schmonner= Fail McFailpants.

(and criminally unattractive)

Schmal Schmarks (Does that work???)= Angering McIinfuriatepants

Me= Fail.

Christian Bale= Win.

DEUS EX MACHINA.

That was highly relevant. I ate a grapfruit today. I also went on a escapade. To the marmalade forest. Where I sat in the cave and ate bubble gum pie. Yum. I have decided I really like Amy Tan as an author. Tetrafuckingwin.

Lincoln by Gore Vidal : AAKJSFHJDHFJAFHJASDHGLKLSAGKA

Kayyyyyyyyy. Bye.

Sick

I am beginning to think that I am immuno supressed seeing how I always manage to become sick and spike fevers. I decided today that I absolutely hate the suburban mentality. This is why I want to travel or move to a city because I can't STAND small minds and narrow thoughts. But on the plus side, there are many full size Targets in suburbia. Target=my happy place. Next to Sephora, MAC, Barnes and Noble, and Philadelphia.

Now, the second season of Flight of the Conchords is going swimmingly. The first episode kind of sucked, but it has improved. This clip is from the episode from a couple weeks ago.


Bret McKenzie MARRY ME.

Wazzzzup

Homework= stupid.
So I opt to just NOT do it.
The Oscars are tomorrow. In case America's obsession with the superficial didn't alert you. Slumdog Millionaire FTW.
I am massive fan of Freida Pinto, whom I think is absolutely GORGEOUS.
It is my dream to meet her ahaha OH AND MARRY DEV PATEL. Since I am Patel, and my parents would be cool with it.
It is almost unfair to be this gorgeous.

Photo: Jason Merritt/Kevin Winer/Kevork Djansezian/Getty
AND MY FUTURE HUSBAND:


LOOK HOW ADORABLE.

Music :)

I am currently addicted to this blog shindig.
And A-Ha by Santogold. now, I have been a massive fan of M.I.A. for three years but I love me some Santogold as well. A-Ha is a few months old and has already been pretty popular in the UK. But Santogold is just the shit. Like Franz Ferdinand, so I shall link them too, even though you've all heard them :).



The KILLER "No You Girls Never Know" :)


And a random one. With a Heavy Heart by Does it Offend you, Yeah?



Santogold!

HELLO INTERNET

At the risk of becoming a stereotypical whiny, blogging female, I created a blog.
Why?
To expose you to random shit in my life.
And to share with you things that delight me. Like Indian people and grapefruit.