People=designed to be frustrating

There are about 10 people I know that do not infuriate me. Make that nine actually...

Romeo and Juliet = worst play to ever pick ever

Schmadam Schmonner= Fail McFailpants.

(and criminally unattractive)

Schmal Schmarks (Does that work???)= Angering McIinfuriatepants

Me= Fail.

Christian Bale= Win.

DEUS EX MACHINA.

That was highly relevant. I ate a grapfruit today. I also went on a escapade. To the marmalade forest. Where I sat in the cave and ate bubble gum pie. Yum. I have decided I really like Amy Tan as an author. Tetrafuckingwin.

Lincoln by Gore Vidal : AAKJSFHJDHFJAFHJASDHGLKLSAGKA

Kayyyyyyyyy. Bye.

Sick

I am beginning to think that I am immuno supressed seeing how I always manage to become sick and spike fevers. I decided today that I absolutely hate the suburban mentality. This is why I want to travel or move to a city because I can't STAND small minds and narrow thoughts. But on the plus side, there are many full size Targets in suburbia. Target=my happy place. Next to Sephora, MAC, Barnes and Noble, and Philadelphia.

Now, the second season of Flight of the Conchords is going swimmingly. The first episode kind of sucked, but it has improved. This clip is from the episode from a couple weeks ago.


Bret McKenzie MARRY ME.