So I opt to just NOT do it.
The Oscars are tomorrow. In case America's obsession with the superficial didn't alert you. Slumdog Millionaire FTW.
I am massive fan of Freida Pinto, whom I think is absolutely GORGEOUS.
It is my dream to meet her ahaha OH AND MARRY DEV PATEL. Since I am Patel, and my parents would be cool with it.
It is almost unfair to be this gorgeous.
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AND MY FUTURE HUSBAND:
LOOK HOW ADORABLE.