Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I exercise like a beeeeech.

If you are confused by the title, I am, indeed, saying I exercise like a beech tree.
Today Patty and I did many lunges while watching a woman not wear pants. Then we used our arms and did twists. I was a wildebeest. Schadam also attempted to rape me again. SURPRISE. OH and I want to start a petition saying "UNDERWEAR IS NOT PANTS. NEITHER IS SPANDEX" I think plastic surgery ridden women often forget that. I am very good at exercise. That is all.

2 comments:

  1. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE TRIED TO RAPE YOU?
    I'M GOING TO ATTACK HIM.
    HE IS #1 ON MY ATTACK LIST.

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  2. OH CHILD. GET ON THE IM.
    AND I SHALL TELL YOU.
    or better yet.
    ask cheung.
    cheung is even angrier about it.
    chat about it on the bus.
    :)

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